New Airport Security Procedures
JUST in from Costa Del Cheapo are pictures of the drastic new airport security measures which are being taken at Magastrewth Airport. And yep, fresh from his adventures at the European Naturist Cross Country Championships, we find our very own Chris "Pompey Till I Cry" Hall all in the pink 'n crinkly.
Chris, who is circled in the photo, said: "It was amazing really. I'd just returned from the duty free with one of a bottle of smelly for the missus and some Vin de Meths for my goodself, when this geezer announces over the loudspeaker that to speed up check-in at the gates, could everyone strip off.
"Well, I can tell you, I was 'aving none of that. I took my clothes off straight away and put them round my missus to protect her modesty - and my Pompey season ticket.
"I tell you what though, there were some mingers about. Look at them in this photo which my missus took for our family album. You should see the fat hanging over their bellies. Thank heavens for my six pack, I can tell yer. I was proud to be British.
"More from the Chris Hall family photo album later.