European Naturists Road Relay Championships
MYSTERY surrounds the holiday injury sustained by one Christopher "Pompey Till I Die" Hall while on a recent beach holiday.
There have been some suggestions that the folically-challenged Stubbie injured his finely tuned calf while on an ecclesiastical skiing trip with the Nuns of Fratton.
This nasty injury has ruled him out of the Pompey Supporters Club bar room games triathlon consisting of shove ha'apenny, bar billiards, and downing a pint of Speckled Hen while standing on one leg. Months of training down the drain.
However, super sleuths at the Stubbington Green website have dramatically discovered that Chris was not skiing in the Alps where he had the nuns on the run!
No, Senor Hall injured himself while competing at the European Naturists Cross Country Championships in Benidorm, Spain, after tripping over a loose shoelace, and crashing headfirst into the backside of Slovenian runner Slobodan Itchyarse.
In doing so, pink 'n crinkly Hally, who was shamed and disqualified at the recent European Naturists Road Relay Championships for an illegal baton change, slipped on the sand where he tore the calf muscle which required immediate attention from Double D Davina, the muscle-bound Swedish masseur with hands like leather and a body to match.
Photographs of the unfortunate incident are sadly lacking. However, we have managed to glean this happy snap of the start at the sun-kissed Mediterranean resort. Hally is the guy near the front with the blue hat and the tattoo on his arm.
Any other characters in this photo bearing a remarkable resemblance to Dave King are purely coincidental. Apparently, he had dropped his car keys at the start, and was last seen poking round in a sand dune!!